In the almost three months since Trump was elected President, I’ve marched in the streets, I’ve called my representatives, and I’ve completely abstained from sex. Now is the time for action, even if that means not getting any action.
On Sunday, scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced that they had created a humanoid automaton that has no desire for procreation. If confirmed by the scientific community, this invention would represent a major breakthrough in robotics, a field which has, to this point, only created robots who really want to fuck.
Being a professional firefighter isn’t always easy. Don’t get me wrong, it’s the best job in the world, and it’s really fulfilling. But sometimes it can be difficult, especially if you’re someone like me who is sexually attracted to fire.
Guess what, girls. 2015 minus 1920 is 95. Do you know what that means? For almost a hundred years, men have allowed women to vote, every year.
Label-less college sophomores Max, age 19, and Jennifer, age 20, have made a mature decision. The couple won’t date anyone else and will continue to sleep together, because neither, Max and Jennifer explained, are ready for a relationship.