Scientists Invent First Robot That Doesn’t Want to Fuck

Scientists Invent First Robot That Doesn’t Want to Fuck

On Sunday, scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced that they had created a humanoid automaton that has no desire for procreation. If confirmed by the scientific community, this invention would represent a major breakthrough in robotics, a field which has, to this point, only created robots who really want to fuck.

“It’s quite the achievement,” Dr. Robert Wiegle, who played a key role in the project, told The Quadrangle. “Usually robots are so so horny and all they want to do is make love—to people, to other robots, to appliances—but this one… it’s quite the achievement.”

To celebrate this momentous occasion in computing, The Quadrangle has compiled a series of images of robots from the past who really want to fuck.

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