Our 2016 New Years’ Resolutions

Our 2016 New Years’ Resolutions

On the first day of the year 2016, the editors of The Quadrangle feel it is appropriate to share our resolutions for the New Year. We are not perfect. 2015 was not a perfect year. But, by admitting this, we hope to take steps to improve ourselves, and we encourage you to do the same.

  1. We will show more respect to others.
  2. We will try to live by God’s laws and not our own.
  3. We will try to help Michael Allbrook’s family however we can.
  4. We will watch our tempers.
  5. We will not take insults personally when said to us in a moment of anger.
  6. We will stop carrying switchblades to parties.
  7. We will enjoy our friends and not bring them harm.
  8. We will tell anyone the truth about where we were on October 14th.
  9. We were in Albuquerque on business.
  10. We were so sorry to hear about Mike, he was a good friend of ours and never made us violently upset by talking about his perfect fucking life.
  11. We will not act suspicious at funerals.
  12. We will floss more.