Obama Apologizes for Saying “Fuck” in Oval Office

Obama Apologizes for Saying “Fuck” in Oval Office

WASHINGTON— In his weekly address Saturday, President Obama apologized to the nation for uttering the word “fuck” while sitting behind his desk in the oval office.

The President expressed regret for using the “no-no word” while in the most powerful and symbolic room in the country. “It was a mistake, an accident, and I want the American people to know that this is not a nice word. I shouldn’t have said it, especially not while in the oval office.”

A senior White House aide noted that Obama has been under increased stress lately, and was dealing with a lot when the president whispered “fuck” after hearing the latest five-year economic forecast.

This is the third such apology the president has made since taking office in 2009, after saying “shit balls” during an international summit in 2011, and “titty-fuckers” after learning about Russian incursions into Ukraine in 2014.