Sanders Voters Email DNC for Extension

On Tuesday supporters of Senator Bernie Sanders sent emails to the Democratic National Committee (DNC) requesting that the deadline for the “Super Tuesday” primaries be moved back at least 24 hours, explaining that they just need a little more time.

‘The Onion is a Bunch of Fags’ Say Experts

“I swear on my baby girl’s life, I’m not exaggerating when I say that reading The Onion feels like rubbing an actual onion in your eyes,” said a satire, humor and vegetable expert—preferring to remain anonymous—about the experience of reading the popular-ish, fake-news website.