The Quadrangle is a publication for college students, college-affiliates, and others, if they bring girls.

Our staff selects and publishes the best, most relevant content from collegiate journalists across the country. The Quadrangle covers the journalistic spectrum, from hard news harder than rocks, to soft news softer than much, much softer rocks. We run stories inside and outside the domain of secondary education, including arts, sports, world events, and more.

At The Quadrangle, our lone motto is simple: Ieiunium Iam Novi, or News Now Fast.

Our staff is expanding rapidly with the best and brightest minds of a generation. If you have something to say and are not Uncle Martin (we know you’re fucking reading this, Martin), then you should send us your articles!

At The Quadrangle, our second lone motto is also simple: Nescis stercore, or Your News is Best News.

We are always accepting article submissions at submissions@thequadranglenews.com. Please submit and enhance our perspective.

Unless you’re Uncle Martin, in which case, why don’t you go fuck yourself, Martin? Jesus Christ. Stop following us. At least put on a shirt. Your pinkish bathrobe is filthy.

Now, go forth and laugh, for what else shall sustain us?

“You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to [rape an entire continent full of kindhearted peoples].”

-Christopher Columbus