In a press conference last Thursday, Wayne LaPierre, vice president of the National Rifle Association, unveiled designs for a new kind of firearm that the organization hopes to bring to market later this year.
BREAKING — A broken escalator has left 27 shoppers stranded on the bottom floor of a Miami Nordstrom. The upscale retailer has a policy that reserves their in-store elevator for the handicapped only.
Austin, TX— On Thursday night, campus police broke up a party hosted by a University of Texas at Austin fraternity for noise, of all things.
Label-less college sophomores Max, age 19, and Jennifer, age 20, have made a mature decision. The couple won’t date anyone else and will continue to sleep together, because neither, Max and Jennifer explained, are ready for a relationship.