The key to avoiding the dreaded “hangover” the morning after a raucous night out on the town is to keep track of what you drink.
“I swear on my baby girl’s life, I’m not exaggerating when I say that reading The Onion feels like rubbing an actual onion in your eyes,” said a satire, humor and vegetable expert—preferring to remain anonymous—about the experience of reading the popular-ish, fake-news website.
House Republicans passed a measure on Thursday to reduce the amount of fun provided to Planned Parenthood every year.
On Saturday, Duke University student-athlete Jamie Miller had to pick one, sources close to the men’s lacrosse player report.
The Quadrangle is shocked and saddened to report that the University of Michigan marching band has died.
A groundbreaking study from Northwestern University is making headlines this week for purporting to demonstrate that sexual monogamy is unnatural for the human species.
Last Tuesday evening, University of Southern California student Aaron Muller and his Fitbit activity tracker mistook a wild, frenzied masturbation session for fifteen minutes of exercise.
Guess what, girls. 2015 minus 1920 is 95. Do you know what that means? For almost a hundred years, men have allowed women to vote, every year.
In 2015, issues of gender and sexuality were a frog, which wholeheartedly leapt into the murky pond of the American zeitgeist.
You have given me so much. You gave me a family, a home, but most importantly, a life. And if you want, you can take it all back.