1. Women don’t poop.
2. Abe Lincoln was Chinese.
3. The Grand Canyon is shaped like a penis.
4. Shaq is a trans woman.
5. SCUBA diving isn’t real.
6. Cars run on smiles.
7. The gimp from Pulp Fiction was played by Rosa Parks.
8. The earth is the roundest planet in the solar system.
9. Birds fly by continuously farting.
10. Brushing your teeth causes cancer.